Arm Ships With Ninjas And Buckets Full Of Jellyfish

Obviously Somalia has gone apeshit over all of those Pirates of the Caribbean movies and now they feel they got to act out their movie fantasies in real life. After Navy Seals kicked their ass and saved Capt. Richard Phillips, these pirates have been pissed. They're now working overtime to seize ships left and right and do as much damage as possible if they can't get on board. You have to hand it to them; when they say they're gonna retaliate, they do, and they don't waste time about it.

So how exactly should we combat these pirates? Well, we could spend a bunch of money to send our Navy over there, patrol around, piss more people off, just to give protection, or we could tell these companies that they can arm their ships with weapons from now on if they'd like to, like .50 caliber machine guns and and grenade launchers. Then again, they could arm themselves with the natural enemy of the pirate...THE NINJA! That's right, and if ninjas don't stop them, get some buckets full of jellyfish and dump on their heads as they're boarding. That'll learn 'em. Got any other anti-pirate ideas? Post them in the comments section below.